Satin Roolz

Satin loves God. Maybe a little too much. So that's why she couldn't understand why she got kicked out of St. Mary's for being caught behind the rectory with Father Peter getting "closer to god" as he put it. She thought thats how everyone studied the Bible. After all, thats what she told the altar boys, the football team and the janitor. Oh, and the science club.

Now at Cox remedial, Satin was disturbed to learn that there were no religious studies class and she started her own after school study group that meets under the bleachers every Tuesday.

In addition to cheerleading, Satin enjoys eating pork on Sunday, horse racing, rollerderby, baking with the masters, tasmanian devils, spelling, oiuja boards, Paris Hilton and wearing black to weddings. And kittens.

Theme song: Shout at the Devil by Motley Crue

Favorite Movie: Snakes on a Plane

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