Lil'
Biscuit
Lil' Biscuit is the Captain of the Cock-Ts, a fifth year senior at Cox Valley Remedial High School, and extremely flexible. Some people think there's more to life than cheerleading, but Lil' Biscuit knows those people are just not popular. And they're totally jealous.
Lil' Biscuit once spent 96 hours scrunching each strand on her pom-poms and voted herself Most Devoted Cheerleader five years running. She has personally raised more than $40.76 for the squad. Lil' Bisuit is the author of 10 Ways to Cope if You Don't Make the Squad (Loser) and plans to stay in high school until The COCK-Ts make it to Nationals, which could be a very long time.
Hobbies: cheering, cheerleading, being a cheerleader, hanging out with cheerleaders, watching cheerleaders on TV, reading American Cheerleader, and kittens.
Motto:
Just douche with Coke, duh!
