Lil'
Biscuit
Lil' Biscuit is the Captain of the Cock-Ts, a fifth year senior at Cox Valley Remedial High School, and extremely flexible. Some people think she's a bitch, but Lil' Biscuit knows that fear and intimidation techniques are just part of being a good leader.
Expelled from St. Mary's for selling skanky spanky pants on the internet, Lil' Biscuit ran away from home in the hopes of making a career for herself as a heavy metal groupie. A short stint in rehab and a penicillin shot later, she was reunited with her family thanks to the good folks in law enforcement. Lil' Biscuit dreams of one day combining her love of personal profit with her love of helping misguided and disadvantaged young girls.
Hobbies: cheering, heavy petting, probation, hazing freshman girls, making grown men cry.
Motto:
Just douche with Coke, duh!
