EZ
Martini
Rigging
school elections and pretending she likes you when she doesn't is how
one often finds the much-loved and uber tenacious EZ Martini. Head of
the prom and schoolyard greening committees and this year's yearbook
editor, EZ's school life is anything but. The socialite made headlines
in the school newspaper earlier this year when she completely misunderstood
what Mr. Pilsudski meant by an oral exam in AP English. Boy was she
embarrassed when she showed up with knee pads instead of note cards!
Hobbies: sociology, psychology, cosmetology, astrology, toxicology, mixology, vibeology, and counseling crack addicts.
Motto:
I cheer, therefore I am....way cooler than all you other loser-bitches
who didn't make the squad.
