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Okay, so it's all totally like the last day of school and everything... and our hella douchbaggy gym teacher says we have to stay and set up picnic tables and folding chairs for those stupid brown-nosers' graduation ceremony tonight. So we're all "eff that!" and we totally swipe his car keys and go to Great America!!!! And we get there and we're all "Oh my god, it's Gay Day 2007!" And then we see our completely awesome friends The Diamond Daggers, and they are like sooooo completely awesome, and they had a whole bunch of beers with them and then they even let us perform in the show! And so we all totally like got to be in a show with all these hecka fly acts like Derek Jameson and Desi and Joshua Klipp and even Taylor Dayne! Oh and oh my god guess what... even CHEER San Francisco was there! So you know everybody was totally getting soooooo fired up. Oh my god it was so totally great and then Dizzy Disaster puked corndogs all over the gym teracher's backseat, like he's even going to notice. Don't believe us? Swear to god, there's pictures!